Some golfing phrases we should all know and use
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't A Cuban - needs one more revolution An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional A Glen Miller - kept low but didn't make it over the water An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - got away with it A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver A Michael Jackson - gradually fading A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems A condom - safe but didn't feel real good An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result A Cathy Freeman - ugly, but runs like F**k A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole A Sister-in-Law - you are up there and in, but you know you shouldn't be A Maradonna...a very nasty little 5 footer
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't A Cuban - needs one more revolution An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional A Glen Miller - kept low but didn't make it over the water An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - got away with it A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver A Michael Jackson - gradually fading A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems A condom - safe but didn't feel real good An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result A Cathy Freeman - ugly, but runs like F**k A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole A Sister-in-Law - you are up there and in, but you know you shouldn't be A Maradonna...a very nasty little 5 footer