Crookhill Park
Well what can I say, what a nightmare :x where shall I start? i know the first tee! 1st shot a Princess Di about 60 yards down the first fairway, :oops: 2nd shot a shank onto the 10th fairway, :oops: 3rd shot a O J Simpson into aYasser Arafat :x 4th shot a Kate Winslett which left me a Maradonna (which I obviously missed). :x :x second hole, 1st shot, (take a 3 wood for safety) HOOKED LEFT aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I think you get the picture, I'll have to stop now because there seems to be a problem with my keyboard, I think it might have something to do with the tears rolling down my face as i'm typing :cry: come back Higgo you used to make me feel good!!!!! Off now to hunt out and dust off the old fishing tackle and become a garden gnome with Mr Higgins. :( :( p.s. if you need to translate, take a look at marks (golfing phrases) Denman out!!!!!!!!

I know I was good for something Mr Denman if only to make the good players look better :lol: . There is room around my pond, you just need a pointy hat, plenty of sandwiches and a flask of tea. Don't bother with the fishing tackle just tie a piece of string to your driver, if you don't catch anything the usual way you can you it hit the fish over the head with it.

Well what can I say, quality always through. Good job I,m going on holiday to give you lot a chance to catch up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thats one for every point I got !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As Churchill says 'Oh Yes'